California Here I Come (Satire - Jesse Goldberg song)

Dear Offshore Club Friend,

Let’s face it, the time has come to go with your instincts. Do you have a Plan B in place for when the government tries to take total control of your life? What have you done to protect your freedom – and your family’s? Simply put, how do you plan to escape an America that now seems to be going sideways? At your Offshore Club, we want to help you take action now to save yourself the time and stress later. So please, drop me a note below, and let’s talk about what steps you can take today to help secure your freedom… and your peace of mind! 
                                                                                   
Carib Carter Clews
President, The Offshore Club